The way I describe myself may not be the way you see me. The way you see me may not be who I am. Alas, I am who I am, and I love it. I have a dirty mind, I swear like a sailor, knit and crochet like an old lady, dance like no one is watching, I sing like Im all alone and Im not afraid to say what I want or tell you how I feel. Im crazy and Im not afraid to use it!